My 140 character tweet: Wherefore art thou, Willet? Is it for your “pill-will-willet” cry? & wherefore art thou pausing on the sand? Ah. Probing for mollusks I see.
(BTW: Wherefore isn’t a fancy way of saying where. It’s a fancy way of saying why or therefore:
So Juliet isn’t asking Romeo where he is. She’s asking why he has to be a Montague, a rival.)