Metaphor: Similar to the orange-haired candidate’s high publicity moves & mouthings,
a Woodcock’s mesmerizing sky dance attracts females
but does zilch for the resulting family.
His multiple mates are on their own.
The display: Buzzy PEENT call, wide spiral upward flight w/ wing twitter;
@ 350′ zigzags a chirping descent.
Females pour in from all around & mate.
Seems to work for the Woodcock.
Like I said, metaphor.
PS The Woodcock is also called a Labrador Twister, Night Partridge,Timberdoodle Bogsucker, and Becasee. I don’t know what to call The Donald. Keep in mind the dance of the bird reminds me of the campaign & non-substantative promises of the candidate. It doesn’t imply anything about his personal habits. (I probably don’t need to say this?)