Little things I know: Parsley.
Hold bunch at an angle, run knife down side of stems, rotate and repeat.
Rosemary. Grip top of sprig with one hand and pinch stem with other.
Drag fingers down top to bottom & leaves pop off.
But I lack know-how w/ sage and thyme.
As does Putin:
Not sage enough to know how much t(hy)ime
he’s got to be reckless and unpredictable w/out all hell breaking loose.
NOT a little thing. I know.