Not to Get Your Goat, But I’ve Got a Cure for Congress and It Involves Using a Different Sort of Cloven-Hoofed Creature Than the One Currently on the Loose Inside That Domed Roof. (Another 420 Character Poem in 9 Lines from Patty)

079 Capitol Hill United States Congress 1993
079 Capitol Hill United States Congress 1993 (Photo credit: David Holt London)

Congress, you could learn from Eco-Goats

hired to rid your Cemetery of poison ivy, vines, and invasive Multiflora Rose,

fertilizing as they ruminate–models of green lawn care.

ALL non-productive law-makers,

tangled in the bittersweet of bloviating-

imperiling the country at the same time, by the way-

need to take a field trip

and get lessons from some GOOD cloven-hoofed creatures.

It’s a grave situation. No kidding.

PATTY

Congressional Cemetery, located in Southeast W...
Congressional Cemetery, located in Southeast Washington DC (end of Massachussetts Ave) is a huge, fenced-in facility which has made itself available to well-disciplined dogs (and their owners) for a bit of unrestrained running and freaking out. But not when a funeral is in progress. That would be uncouth. Or something. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

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