Equal Rights for Women: Mitt’s Version. A 9-line, 420 Character Piece Which I Write Instead of Practicing My Cello.

Everything being equal,

I like to get home early to practice my cello.

Guess I’d have had to stay late if I worked in Mitt’s cabinet.

That is, if I were in his binders of women,

provided for him since he didn’t know such on his own,

1950’s guy that he is.

How about those women who need to leave on time to get to job #2?

Mitt: what exactly is the problem you have with Lilly’s Fair Pay Act?

Everything being equal? Not.

PATTY 10/18/12