Stubborn Flock Won’t Obey Putin; So Whatever Metaphor He Was Trying to Fly, Hit the Tarmac. How About Using This Young Mom’s Tactic?

The toddler wasn’t following her 6 older siblings as they left the library;

so his mom says “quack quack,”

the tiny kid does a 180, and falls into line.

“Just like in Make Way for Ducklings,”

smiles the librarian who’s watching with me.

Way better behaved than those 6 Siberian Cranes

who refused to following Pres. Putin in his hang-glider

as he modeled migration.

Didn’t this old KGB guy learn the quack tactic?

PATTY 10/11/12