Whistling Dixie: Or What Texas Has to Do With My Seeing a Rare Black-bellied Whistling Duck: Sobering and Inspiring at the Same Time. (The Ducks Were Inspiring, Not Texas) A 9-Line, 420 Character Piece

I don’t get Texas.

They banned digital bird playback devices because they’re “harmful” to the birds.

We used one for a few SECONDS to get a look at the rare Black-bellied Whistling Duck

spotted in Concord MA when he’s supposed to stay in Texas.

Why’d he leave I wonder? Drought?

Or maybe as a bird of little brain

he didn’t like living in a state that

Executes Humans with IQs of 61.

Like I said, I don’t get Texas.

Patty 8/10/12