I don’t get Texas.
They banned digital bird playback devices because they’re “harmful” to the birds.
We used one for a few SECONDS to get a look at the rare Black-bellied Whistling Duck
spotted in Concord MA when he’s supposed to stay in Texas.
Why’d he leave I wonder? Drought?
Or maybe as a bird of little brain
he didn’t like living in a state that
Executes Humans with IQs of 61.
Like I said, I don’t get Texas.